kani jung bayi...

Here's some few facts about women...

Fine - This is a word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five mins - If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. In our language when women say "padulong" (on my way), this usually means I'm still getting dressed you have to wait more. For some, this would mean I have to take a bath first, then get dressed,.. blah blah blah.. then you have to wait for at least an hour.

Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. It means SOMETHING, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE. Expect for the worst. hehe

Go ahead (or "ikaw gud") - This is a dare! NOT a permission. Don't do it! And I mean don't. Women just say this so that it would seem we are not manipulating you. But in fact, we are. You just don't know it. :) If you still insist on doing your thing, then expect a silent treatment from us.

Loud sigh - This means she thinks you're and idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about NOTHING. Guys just can't you take a hint.

That's ok - This means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.. hehehehe

Ok so guys, you better know how to read a woman's hints...