Hump Day: Dieting

more diet humor

"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever."

Some Facts About Diet

• It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.
• Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.
• The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
• The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon.
• A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
• Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone.
• Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
• A diet is what you go on when not only can't you fit into the store's dresses, you can't fit into the dressing room.
• A diet is the modern-day meal in which a family counts its calories instead of its blessings.
• One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike: If you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat - FAST.

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies..."

Happy dieting everyone!! :)