Hump Day: Dieting

>> Wednesday, June 11


"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever."


Some Facts About Diet
  • It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.
  • Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.
  • The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
  • The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon.
  • A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
  • Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone.
  • Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
  • A diet is what you go on when not only can't you fit into the store's dresses, you can't fit into the dressing room.
  • A diet is the modern-day meal in which a family counts its calories instead of its blessings.
  • One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike: If you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat - FAST.

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies..."
Happy dieting everyone!! :)

4 comments:

bevies-place June 11, 2008 at 1:54 PM  

I love the list of facts especially this one 'Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it'

Mine is up at my place
http://bevies-place.livejournal.com/#bevies_place26490

Mercedes June 11, 2008 at 9:31 PM  

This is so funny...and sadly-so true-lol! I really love the quote at the end too! Thanks so much for sharing with us at Hump Day Humor!

The Dawne Keye Diet is at my place.

I also have something for you from Mercedes Rocks: You Rock Award

Happy Hump Day!
Mere

Shannon H. June 12, 2008 at 1:09 AM  

I shut her up with Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia Ice Cream ;)

shenzee June 12, 2008 at 6:25 PM  

hahhaah.... me i usually drown her in double dutch ice cream.

thanx for the comments guys! :) i'll drop by ur sites later.. :)

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