Hump Day Humor #18

>> Wednesday, June 25


Dinner conversation gone bad...

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."

4 comments:

Mercedes June 25, 2008 at 10:17 AM  

OMG~I just about spit my gum out! Open mouth-insert foot! This is great! Mine is posted here!

Thanks for playing this week!
Mere

bevies-place June 25, 2008 at 6:10 PM  

That was so funny. And now the score is:
Stupid Husband 0
Supremely Intelligent Wife 1

My HDH is up at my place:
http://bevies-place.livejournal.com/#bevies_place29478

Z'riz June 27, 2008 at 1:28 PM  

Hi! Tagged you here

Deranged Insanity
Traipsey Turvey

Z'riz June 28, 2008 at 5:48 AM  

Hi! Tagged you here AGAIN!

Deranged Insanity
Traipsey Turvey

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