Office humor

>> Wednesday, June 4

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Differences between you and your boss:

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.




3 comments:

bevies-place June 4, 2008 at 8:50 AM  

It's funny because it's true.

shenzee June 4, 2008 at 8:55 AM  

yah, tell me about it... what more can i say.. bosses are kings.. ;)

Mercedes June 4, 2008 at 9:00 AM  

This is absolutely hilarious! So true too~which sucks-lol! Thanks so much for sharing! Broken Escalator at my place.

Have a great day!
Mere

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