Posts
HDH Week 26: Lawyers
>> Wednesday, August 20
Consultation fees
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely.""Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Client oath
4 comments:
Oh My! Bless the butcher-this is bad-LOL! I love it! The cartoon is funny too! Thanks for sharing!
lol love the cartoon! But I feel sorry for the butcher.
Funny joke. The butcher should have demanded damages as well as the $8.50! I guess behind all jokes there is more than a grain of truth.
I posted a Funny contract clip
-Bev
Good one!
Post a Comment