HDH Week 26: Lawyers

>> Wednesday, August 20

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Consultation fees

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.


Client oath


Mercedes August 20, 2008 at 9:55 AM  

Oh My! Bless the butcher-this is bad-LOL! I love it! The cartoon is funny too! Thanks for sharing!

Shannon H. August 20, 2008 at 10:14 AM  

lol love the cartoon! But I feel sorry for the butcher.

Anonymous August 20, 2008 at 1:21 PM  

Funny joke. The butcher should have demanded damages as well as the $8.50! I guess behind all jokes there is more than a grain of truth.

I posted a Funny contract clip


Paul B August 20, 2008 at 9:05 PM  

Good one!

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